The dumb blond jokes?

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

%26gt;A blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "Its okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"

%26gt;Blonde: I was born in the U.S. Friend: Oh really, what part? Blonde: All of me, silly.

%26gt;Blonde: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" Woman: "Its 11:25PM." Blonde: (confused look on face) "You know, its the weirdest thing,Ive asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

%26gt;A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?" (DONT WORRY IM NOT RACIST)

The dumb blond jokes?

LOOOOVE blonde jokes hahahaha...

Whats the definition of mass confusion???

A room full of blondes:)

The dumb blond jokes?

hahahahahaha

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Cute... are you blond?

The dumb blond jokes?

A blonde is driving down a road one day when suddenly she sees a tree in the middle of the road, so she swerves to avoid hitting it, then after a while she sees another tree in the middle of the road and swerves to avoid it, then the tree appears again and she swerves. A policeman, who was driving behind her, puts his sirens on and she pulls over. The policeman gets out of the car and goes over and asks her why she was swerving all over the road. She replies :

"Officer, I kept seeing this tree in the middle of the road and that's why I was swerving, I didn't want to hit it."

The police man responds :

"Ma'am, that's your air freshener".

What do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a smart blonde have in common?

None of them exist.

The dumb blond jokes?

i really like the last one. hahahahah!!!!!!!!

The dumb blond jokes?

How do you drown a blond?

Tell her there's a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

The dumb blond jokes?

blonde joke=amazing ^.^ **benes**

The dumb blond jokes?

A lot of blond jokes are funny but some r rude. The ones that I think are funny are these:

How do you make a blonde mad? Tell her there is treasure in the corner of a circle room.

How do you know a blonde has been on your PC? There is white-out on the monitor.

How do you tell that 2 blondes have been on your PC? There is writing over the white-out... LOL

The dumb blond jokes?

hehehehe

The dumb blond jokes?

I think that is really funny lol good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!