Three pieces of string came across a pub on a summers walk .
After a big debate on who was going in to try a get served three pints ,the first piece of string went in and said to the bar maid''can i have three pints of your best''
the barmaid said '' no sorry we dont serve string''.
disapointed out he went and in went the second piece of string.
he went up to the barmaid and asked'' can i have three pints of your best '' once again the barmaid said'' i told ya mate no sorry we dont serve string'' out he went disapointed.
so this time before the third piece went in he tied a knot in his hair and fraid his bottom end the in the pub he went, and said to the barmaid'' right give me three pints of yor best'' and once again the barmaid said''i told ya mates we dont serve string and are you a piece of string'', the string replied no iam a fraidknot''
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It gets funnier every time I read it.
Here's another star.
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brilliant, you had to say it three times.
did he get the beer though?
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lol...thats a good joke,,
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The 3RD Time.!!!
Got your finger stuck on the button ha ha.!!!
Still funny but it's costing you points every time you post it.!!!
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how many timea u gonna post the same joke ????/
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